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Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy
women who are interested in them? A: Try a bookstore, under fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
When you're done you'll have a place to live.
Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the bible. Is that true? Where can it be found? A: Yes. Matthew 14:92:
"And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt .."
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60-plus year old husband? A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles? A: Take off your glasses.
Q: Seriously! What can I do for these Crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face? A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.
Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking? A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage? A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep More soundly? A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses? A: On their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores? A: "Gosh, I remember these!"
_________________ My wife said I had to give up golf or she'd leave me. I don't miss her as much as I thought I would.
Tue Sep 08, 2009 11:41 pm
Jean
Location: Illinois
Joined: 20 Mar 2008
Rank: 7-Star Member 501 + posts Posts: 1143
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Yep I can relate to retrieving that memory. _________________ Jean
"Just when I knew all the answers, they changed the questions."
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