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WILynn
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Post subject: Why Lisa was late to Tunica
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Jean and I happened to see Lisa's new car being towed. Guess that's why she was late getting there.
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LA
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Jean
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We knew it was your new ride, Lisa. The flowers are so you!
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Lisa there is just NO horsepower in them old wagons.  Or in this case........no horses! But Jean is right..........the flowers are "YOU". Better late then never though!
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Lisa, I've heard of Flower Power but this is a bit much--
expecting to extract power from those flares on the buckboard!
I wanna borrow that next time we're in Tunica,
I can get out of casinos by just saying
" I'm going back to the wagon, boys, These shoes are killing me!"
Just don't ever be embarrassed by material things!
They laughed when I came in with shorts on,
but when I sat down- they split!
See, I love old vehicles as much as I love old jokes!
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| Mon May 05, 2008 8:01 pm |
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LA
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Stew
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Lisa,
I'm sorry to bring those old SHORT jokes back to life
And I hate it if they offend somebody's taste.
But when a joke hits my mind, it is filled with strife
And then I can't bear to let a solitary one just go to waste.
Therefore, I end up telling all those corny ones
I'm bound and determined to air them all
Even to the point of using some silly puns. - -
It's better to have loved a SHORT joke than never to have loved a tall!
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| Tue May 06, 2008 12:35 am |
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LA
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| Tue May 06, 2008 1:42 am |
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Lisa, nice ride! I never did get to go cruising in your new vehicle...oh well, gives us another reason to meet up again. As if we needed one. LOL
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| Wed May 07, 2008 8:47 pm |
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Our new ride just wasn't cut out for the interstate I guess.