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Fast Eddie
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Blonde EasterThree blondes died and found themselves standing before St. Peter .He told them
that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to tell him what Easter
represented.
The first blonde, an American, said 'Easter is a holiday where they have a big
feast, and we give thanks and eat turkey.
St. Peter said, 'Noooooo,' and he banished her to Hell.
The second blonde, a Brit, said 'Easter is when we celebrate Jesus' birth and
exchange gifts.
St. Peter said, 'Noooooo,' and he banished her to Hell.
The third blonde, a Canadian, said she knew what Easter was, and St. Peter said,
So, tell me.'
She said, 'Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish festival of
Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with His disciples when, He was
betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested Him.The Romans hung Him on the
cross and eventually He died. Then they buried Him in a tomb behind a very large
boulder ...
'St. Peter said, 'Verrrrrry good.'
Then the blonde continued, 'Now, every year the Jews roll away the boulder and
Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of hockey.'
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WILynn
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ROFL
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Jean
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copnout25
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LMAO
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GaPam
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TunicaTraveler
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That was funny!
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