Fast Eddie
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Calling in to workA woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that
She is staying home because she is not feeling well.
" So, what's the matter?" he asks.
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak
voice.
" And what the hell is anal glaucoma?"
"I just can't see my ass coming into work
today!"
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Brianzz
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Ed I'm glad to see you back, you were reported as dead on other forums
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WILynn
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ROFL Ed. Good one. We've been missing your jokes. Yeah, Brian and I were a little worried about you. Saw on another Forum where someone with a similar screen name had passed away. Then, someone else had posted good-bye Fast Eddie. We decided it looked as though you'd posted the day after this happened, so we'd assumed this wasn't you and that you were busy and/or on vacation and we'd give you another week to post before sending out SOS emails. Good to hear from you!
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Fast Eddie
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Wow. As Mark Twain said, "Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated." Quite frankly, it hadn't occurred to me that I might even come up in conversation anywhere.
Actually, I took most of last week off and went to New Mexico with a couple of buddies for some golf. As fate would have it, we all three drink while golfing. One guy was smart enough to bring a small flask. It cost $50 for the two bottles of liquor it took to refill it.
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WILynn
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Ed, looks like a lot more fun that the other. LOL. Could ya'll even hit the ball after a flask that big? Sure looks as though there was plenty for all. Nice pics. Thanks for sharing!
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Brianzz
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I'm not sure what Gyrodata is and I'm not sure I'd want to drink it either.. ROFL
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LA
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Now that's flask! 
Glad you were only out having fun and not on permanent leave, Ed.
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TunicaTraveler
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Ed,
Thanks for the joke and it is nice to see you around. Looks like you were having a good time.
Bobbie 
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