Tombstones

Fast Eddie · Tombstones

Funny Tombstones:

Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the
car was on the way down. It was.

Here lies an Atheist, all dressed up and no
place to go.

Here lies Ezekial Aikle, Age 102. Only The
Good Die Young.

Here lies Ann Mann, Who lived an old maid
but died an old Mann. Dec. 8, 1767

Anna Wallace
The children of Israel wanted bread, And
the Lord sent them manna. Clark Wallace
wanted a wife, And the Devil sent him Anna.

Here lies Johnny Yeast... Pardon me
for not rising.

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake.

Here lays The Kid.
We planted him raw.
He was quick on the trigger
But slow on the draw.

Sir John Strange.
Here lies an honest lawyer,
and that is Strange.

John Penny's epitaph in the Wimborne,
England , cemetery:
Reader, if cash thou art in want of any,
Dig 6 feet deep and thou wilt find a Penny.

On the 22nd of June, Jonathan Fiddle went
out of tune.

Here lies the body of our Anna,
Done to death by a banana.
It wasn't the fruit that laid her low,
But the skin of the thing that made her go.

Under the sod and under the trees,
Lies the body of Jonathan Pease.
He is not here, there's only the pod.
Pease shelled out and went to God

Remember man, as you walk by,
As you are now, so once was I
As I am now, so shall you be.
Remember this and follow me.

To which someone replied by writing
on the tombstone:
To follow you I'll not consent ..
Until I know which way you went.

GaPam

Those are some good ones Ed!

WILynn

Good ones, Ed. Thanks!

Jean

Very funny indeed....LOL

slimster

Then there's the well known one from boot hill.

Here lies Lester Moore,
4 slugs from a forty-four.
No Les no more.