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WILynn

Why Lisa was late to Tunica

Jean and I happened to see Lisa's new car being towed.  Guess that's why she was late getting there.


LA

Our new ride just wasn't cut out for the interstate I guess.
Jean

We knew it was your new ride, Lisa.  The flowers are so you!
LunaToon

Lisa there is just NO horsepower in them old wagons.     Or in this case........no horses!   But Jean is right..........the flowers are "YOU".   Better late then never though!

LunaToon
Stew



Lisa, I've heard of Flower Power but this is a bit much--
expecting to extract power from those flares on the buckboard!
I wanna borrow that next time we're in Tunica,  
I can get out of casinos by just saying
" I'm going back to the wagon, boys, These shoes are killing me!"
 
Just don't ever be embarrassed by material things!
They laughed when I came in with shorts on,
but when I sat down- they split!  

See, I love old vehicles as much as I love old jokes!
LA

LOL Stew! I think you've revived the short jokes again.
Stew

Lisa,
I'm sorry to bring those old SHORT jokes back to life
And I hate it if they offend somebody's taste.
But when a  joke hits my mind, it is filled with strife
And then I can't bear to let a solitary one just go to waste.

Therefore, I end up telling all those corny ones
I'm bound and determined to air them all  
Even to the point of using some silly puns. - -
It's better to have loved a SHORT joke than never to have loved a tall!
LA

 Stew!
GaPam

Lisa, nice ride!  I never did get to go cruising in your new vehicle...oh well, gives us another reason to meet up again.  As if we needed one. LOL

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