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Fast Eddie
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I finally got around to goin'  fishin' this morning but after a while
I ran out of worms.  Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his
Mouth, and frogs are good bass bait.

Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth,
I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog and put it in
My bait bucket..

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit.
I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in
Its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp, I released him into
The lake without incident, and carried on my fishin' with the frog.

A little later I felt a nudge on my foot.
There was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth.



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Ed,

I liked that!!!

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ROFL Ed...that's a good one!
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