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Fast Eddie
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Post subject: Deep thoughts by kids
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No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats!
Laura, age 13
You should never mess with a kid that beat you up once already.
Dannie, age 10
The key to success is selling my mom's chocolate chip cookies.
Rachel, age 11
The smaller the print on things, the more important it is.
Julie, age 12
You shouldn't jump down stairs with your hands in your pockets.
Philip, age 11
Some of the most fun I've ever had was after my curfew.
Elise, age 14
You should never stick a hanger in a light socket.
ConiRose, age 10
It's not a good idea to spit while on a roller coaster.
Scott, age 11
You should never surprise a cow when you are behind it.
Stefanie, age 12
Every time the family gets a dog and he makes a mess, he suddenly becomes your dog.
Natalie, age 13
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WILynn
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TunicaTraveler
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TunicaTraveler
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Post subject: Deep Thoughts By Bobbie
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Don't drive with your emergency brake engaged. It does not work well and costs money to repair. DUH!
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Jean
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It's hard to remember all the good advice we get in life. We only seem to remember the duh moments of experience....LOL.
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Stew
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Thanks Ed, Good ones.
I do love hearing those DUH moment stories.
I think I'll write a book, so please send me all the duh moments you have experienced.
If the book doesn't get written just think of all the fun I will have!!
Stew
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